Elyograg by Lorraine Beaumont

Author:Lorraine Beaumont
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: romance, horror, suspense, coming of age, humor, paranormal romance, fantasy, paranormal, supernatural, dark fantasy, epic, gargoyle, parties, original, new adult
Publisher: Lorraine Beaumont

6-DEBATE

Barnaby poured another bottle of Everclear into the giant igloo cooler. “Tell me again, why we are leaving so early for this thing?”

Colton walked around the room and grabbed his duffle bag off the floor. “Cuz I got me a cherry to pop tonight, that’s why.”

“Whose?” Barnaby asked, not really paying too much attention. Colton always said shit like that.

“That Edie chick,” said Colton.

“Edie?” asked Barnaby. He set the empty bottle on the table.

“You know,” Colton said. “The one that’s always following Moriah around like a dog.”

Barnaby frowned. “If she’s a dog, why do you want to do her?”

“I didn’t say she was a dog.” Colton sniffed a shirt and stuffed it into his bag. “I said she followed Moriah around like one.”

“Who?”

“Damn man,” Colton snapped. “Are you deaf? Maybe you need to stop sampling your own concoctions so much.”

“I’m not deaf, you keep saying Edie. You mean Evie, the cute one with the wicked green eyes?”

Colton shrugged. “I guess,” he said. “I couldn’t tell you what color her damn eyes are.”

Barnaby shook his head and dumped a bag of cut up pineapple into the cooler. “If you could care less about the color of her eyes, why are you in such a hurry to do her?”

“Cuz she’s a virgin man, and I want another notch on my belt. Why else?” Colton gave him a look like he was stupid.

Gee asshole, maybe because you actually liked her. “Dude, you are such a dick. She’s a pretty nice girl. Why do you want to mess with her?”

“Cuz I can,” Colton boasted. “And who am I to deprive her of a piece of this?” He extended his arm down the length of his body.

Barnaby rolled his eyes…right. He walked over to the counter and grabbed another bottle. “How do you know she wants to do you?”

“I told you,” Colton said. “Moriah told me. Besides, it’s not as if I didn’t already know. I swear man, her mouth falls open and she starts to salivate as soon as she sees my ass coming across the room. Normally, I would have already sealed the deal, but I thought she was in love with Moriah. She’s always following her everywhere.” He picked a sock off the floor and looked at the bottom. Satisfied it was clean enough, he shoved it in his bag. “Hey, maybe she’s bi. Now that would be sweet if I could get Moriah to join in too.”

“Right…” Barnaby laughed. “Keep dreaming man. Moriah wouldn’t touch you if you had someone else’s dick. Besides, they’re friends and Evie’s pretty cool. She’s funny too. And all that long, brown hair, she’s got it going on. Did you check out her latest indie compilation? She’s got a good ear man.”

“What the hell?” Colton gaped at him. “You her pal now?”

“Pal?” Barnaby frowned.

“Her personal ass-licker,” Colton snickered. “Get it?” He laughed harder.

“Up yours man.” Barnaby flipped him off. “I was just sayin’.”

“Yeah, I see your lips moving but I don’t hear nothin’ but bullshit coming outta your mouth.

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